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So what does the moon have to do with the speech?

If you take a second look at the mentions through the lens of Trump touting the Artemis II launch — a topic with which he’s obsessed — as a beacon of good news to offset a Very Serious Address, things start to look a little different. Values change. Possibilities emerge!

Trump is an optimistic guy and a carnival barker, objectively, no matter what your politics. “Come check out this great thing!” And with an open mic and a need to throw in some good vibes — and a rocket going to(ward) the moon… let’s re-examine things in terms of what he might say when referring to a rocket to the moon:

Nuclear

97%

Epic Fury

92%

Terrorist / Terrorism

91%

NATO

90%

Oil

84%

Deal / Settle

83%

Obliterate / Obliterated / Obliteration

81%

Iran (5+ times)

85%

Israel / Israeli

78%

Drone

78%

Hormuz

73%

Negotiate / Negotiated / Negotiation

70%

Gas / Gasoline

62%

Midnight Hammer

60%

Supreme Leader

58%

Ceasefire

58%

Hegseth

53%

Ayatollah / Khamenei

53%

Democrat

53%

Ground

42%

Paper Tiger

43%

Venezuela

40%

Biden

34%

Soleimani

39%

Trump

37%

Withdraw / Withdrew / Withdrawing

37%

Hamas / Hezbollah

38%

Eight War / Nine War

38%

Marco / Rubio

35%

Uranium

32%

China

33%

Peace in the Middle East

36%

Election

30%

Iraq

30%

Easter

29%

America First

28%

Stock Market

25%

Ukraine

27%

Bibi / Netanyahu

23%

Fake News

27%

Kharg Island

22%

Shutdown / Shut Down

22%

Barack Hussein Obama

21%

Golden Age

23%

Supreme Court

18%

Hottest

19%

Russia / Russian

21%

Tariff

19%

Excursion

18%

Cuba

19%

Ballroom

17%

Save America Act

16%

Transgender

9%

April Fools

9%

Crypto / Bitcoin

7%

Event does not qualify

1%

Man, do I love “Golden Age” at 23%. “A new Golden Age of space exploration” — right?

In that same vein:

  • “We are the hottest country on Earth right now”

  • “We’ll get there before China, before Russia

  • “Putting America First.. on the moon”

  • “The stock market will be flying higher than the four brave astronauts on their way to outer space right now”

  • “While we’re here on the ground, four brave astronauts…”

… you get the idea.

I have never been one for “Combos”… but I might try a Russia/China one. And maybe another adding in Golden Age. And while “ground” is inflated because people assume there will (or won’t) be some mention of a ground invasion, I’m looking at it from the POV of him waxing poetic about us being here on the ground while Artemis II is among the stars. He’s waxed poetic before!

There’s a very good chance Trump brings up Artemis II tonight, and if you believe in that angle, there is plenty of value to be had in the prediction markets right now.

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